A Dog With A Moustache Says Vote!!!
This is a picture of a dog with a moustache. Not very funny, is it? But this is what happens when a loyal readership doesn’t vote for for man whose been turning out high quality satire for the whole of the last year! I lose the will to update my blog with sparkling original material. This is my 1000th post. Let’s just hope the 1001st will be of a higher quality…
The only way to ensure better material, and to prevent the exploitation of dogs wearing hats, carrying suitcases, or even getting mildly confused by umbrellas, is to get over to those Blog Power awards and vote for The Spine in the best blog category once day every day until next Wednesday. I can’t be held responsible for my actions if I come last.
I mean, smell the coffee, people! We’re being pounding into the ground by the bloody Wife in the North? Is there anything as humbling as that? I think not. Do we lovers of all that dark and cynical want to be beaten by stories of sweet little urchins finding grey hairs in a brush on a mother’s dressing table? ‘But Mommy? Does this mean you’re going to be like Granny?’ ‘Not at all, little Jessica. I won’t be smelling of rotten eggs and writing letters to the Kaiser.’ Oh, save us from stories about finger painting!
So, this is an ultimatum. If the threat of Krankie porn was enough to get me through the nominations stage, I’m not afraid of posting more of it to get my vote moving. Do you really want more naked pictures of Bing Crosby? Because unless those votes start coming in, that’s the sort of stuff you’ll be getting from now on. No more satire against our fabourite targets. It will be dogs with moustaches and pictures of Russ Abbot wearing onion earrings. You have been warned.
June 8th, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Done! Not only do I help further the cause of an anti Wife alliance, I also don’t get to look at pictures of dogs with moustaches. That really is quite disturbing and yet I don’t know why.
June 9th, 2007 at 3:27 am
I for one don’t want to be responsible for more moustache dogs. I voted today & will vote tomorrow. Onward democracy!
June 9th, 2007 at 10:45 am
Voted. You’re now ahead of Wifey…still quite way to go though. Currently 51 votes behind “An Englishman’s Castle”!
June 9th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Many thanks Chip. Yes, we should unite.
Sherrie, you’ve done the right thing. You know I’d only mistreat the poor dumb creatures.
And Jan, what’s a mere 54 votes? I’m sure we can close the gap is we worth together. I’m how off to the local internet cafe where I intend to buy 52 votes.
June 9th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
I’m voting! I’m voting! Don’t send them in after me! By the way, it’s not enough to vote for the Spine once. Oh no! You have to go back every few hours and hit that little button, then your beloved Spine will get somewhere.
June 9th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Blimey, the gaps actually increased. More pimping required David, this isn’t working.
June 10th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
James, I’m just glad I’m not against you. I’d stand no chance…
Though, Jan, you’re right. I probably don’t have a chance anyway. The gaps got much much bigger. Do people really prefer dull politics analysis to hard nosed worldly nonsense? Hard to believe.
I should concede defeat now but I’m putting my last hopes in a naked black & white I have of Bing Crosby I’ve somewhere around here… I’ll post it on Tuesday and win it on the last straight.
June 10th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
Thats the spirit. No surrendur until your last naked pic of Mr Crosby is played.
June 12th, 2007 at 6:00 am
hey there…just stumbled on your blog today. Its FUN! well done. stop by and say hi sometime!
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