Cornish Extremists Issue New Demands

Cornish Liberation Army

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8 Responses to “Cornish Extremists Issue New Demands”

  1. Wishbone Says:

    Ah but they’ve rebranded themselves now, in order to better reflect the bipartisan aspect that the coalition between the CLO and CA represent.

    Henceforth to be known as the “Cornish Liberation ‘Organisation’ and Cider Army”

    Or C.L.O.A.C.A FOR SHORT.

  2. Dick Says:

    Watch out for exploding pasties.

  3. David Says:

    Wishbone, I’m still trying to figure out an acronym that includes ‘e-i-e-i-o’.

    Thanks Dick. You’re ruined tomorrow’s picture. I’ll have to do something different now. ;o)

  4. Jan Tregeagle Says:

    Free Kernow! etc.

    To be fair they have something of a point- the Cornish housing market is hellish right now, not as bad as London prices but close.

    That said none of my Cornish ’sources’ (i.e. my family) seem to hate Oliver or Stein that much. Though one of them did observe that Stein can’t crimp a pastie to save his life.

    Of course you should just wait till the Cornish blow up Ginsters. A day long coming and well worth it.

  5. David Says:

    Terrible news. I expect they’ll be driving combine harvesters packed with clotted cream into marketplaces.

  6. Ian Smith Says:

    There’s a monument in Bodmin that’s had Cornish Liberation graffiti on it long before the Padstow graffiti. I expect the breakaway Padstow Real Cornish Liberation Front are going to get wasted by the old boys of the Bodmin Brigade. Upstarts! Ooh zounds bad!

  7. jerry kernow Says:

    ooer quite agree 1st the Scots, then the Welsh how about the Cornish. Free eye tests, free prescriptions how about free the Cornish from the English?

  8. prys miroy Says:

    I believe that Cornwall has the right to self-determination just like Ireland (32 Counties) as well as other Celtic nations.

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