After being caught on camera massaging the shoulders of German Chancellor, Angela Merkel, President George W. Bush continues to provide relief to the world’s leaders at this time of heightened tension. During a recent stopover at Camp David, British Prime Minister Tony Blair was given the full Bush treatment involving five-element shiatsu, foot-zone therapy, and a two hour all-over body rub with oil. The PM is said to have particularly enjoyed the ‘Texas Elbow’. ‘I’ve never felt this limber,’ said Blair after a two-hour session. ‘The President is a master of shiatsu and coming from Texas, he knows what you can do with an oily finger.’

Next month, Bush is planning a visit to China where he has already promised President Hu Jintao a foot massage. The Chinese government have yet to respond but an excited Bush admitted that ‘I’ve already bought the lotions. I’ve got some jasmine-scented oil that I’m looking forward to trying out.’

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