Source of Nationwide Nausea Identified
A recent outbreak of nausea has finally been traced back to its source. Doctors’ surgeries across the UK reported a high incidence of vomiting, stomach cramps, nausea, and general feelings of dizziness throughout the month of June. Government health officials now believe this was due to graphic newspaper reports detailing John Prescott’s private life. They hope that now the cause has been identified, they can respond more quickly in the future. Meanwhile, they advise the public that should anyone find themselves looking at a report about the Deputy Prime Minister, they should immediate gorge themselves on Cadbury’s chocolate. In the long run, you will be thankful.
