Speaking in Downing Street, Prime Minister Andrew Marr has just announced to the country’s media that he won’t be calling a general election this year but can’t rule out the possibility of his appearing in another series of Doctor Who in the New Year. ‘I can confirm that there will be no general election this year,’ he said. ‘But who knows what the future has in store for the Doctor and his pretty young assistant?’

Speculation around Westminster has mounted in recent days that Marr would call a November election, followed soon after by more episodes of Grumpy Old Men. ‘I have a mandate to rule and I intend to do that while complaining about loud music and the state of young people’s nostrils,’ he said.

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