Popular Female Novelist Congratulates Doris Lessing

Popular female novelist Jordan (Katie Price) congratulates Doris Lessing for winning the Nobel Prize

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4 Responses to “Popular Female Novelist Congratulates Doris Lessing”

  1. Big Chip Dale Says:

    Mmmmm… Marmite.

  2. elberry Says:

    Nice fake tits. Um, prosodomy i mean. Um, no, uh, prosody. Prose, i mean, uh, nice way she uses words.

  3. The Creator Says:

    You are unfair. How do you know she wasn’t harbouring a vast explosion of poetry such as would have shamed Shakespeare? How can you possibly dismiss her as just another bimbo?

    I’d say, specially looking at those tits, that she was clearly on the verge of swotting Alexander Pope to one side before advancing on the Romantics and giving them what for in no uncertain terms.

    Thereafter, who can dispute that she would have carved a swathe past the sorry likes of Tennyson and Matthew Arnold (yes! snivel!, she would have snorted. Tis I, the muse of poetry who laughs at you. Stand aside lest I am forced to rend you insensible with my arse).

    By the time we get to Hughes, well game over, I’d say.

  4. This Old Brit Says:

    Tits?

    Awrh, once one’s seen two, one’s seen ‘em all.

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