Comments on: Emmerdale Celebrates Its Birthday

By: This Old Brit

This Old Brit — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 20:24:59 +0000

Emmerdale comes under a two pronged attack and is invaded by both The Body Snatchers and the crazy kids from The Village of the Damned.

Fierce fighting between the invader ensues as they both lay claim to the rich, fertile local soil.

George W. Bush gets (his usual) duff info from Cheney & Co - that the fighting’s over oil - not soil.

GWB decide it’s better to bomb them over there than, er, anywhere else.
Then the barmpot pushes the bloody button.

Problem(s) solved.

End of Emmerdale — and televiewed civilisation as we know it.

Only premium rate telephone shysters and ITV survive ensuing nuclear winter.

Meanwhile ……………………… ?

By: david robinson

david robinson — Fri, 19 Oct 2007 04:44:56 +0000

In the good old days of The Archers (steam radio..the home service) it was a tractor accident that removed actors from the cast
Maybe the cast of ‘ Emmaroid Farm could fall victims of some terminal human CJD..enter migrant workers..gang masters..polish plumbers all human life would be there..OK it wouldn’t please the Torygraph ,,Sexpress and Forgers Gazette (as Tony Benn calls the Mail) readers,,we could always have a character who discovererd that they were Diana’s secret black love child..to keep that lot happy,,more suggestions ,,,????

By: This Old Brit

This Old Brit — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 22:43:43 +0000

Which one, David?

Emmerdale? Pantomime? Christmas?

Personally, I’d go for all three. Where revolutions are concerned, I believe ‘the bloodier the better’. Eh?

By: jameshigham

jameshigham — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 18:24:06 +0000

…the crud of Britainâ€™s acting talent…

Inspired.

By: David

David — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:29:56 +0000

Don’t worry, Brit, it’s on my list of things we’ll get rid of when the revolution comes.

By: This Old Brit

This Old Brit — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 10:48:29 +0000

And some folk still see pantomime as a Strictly Come Christmas thingee.

Ooooooooooh, yes they do!