Kerry Katona Publishes New Novel

Kerry Katona publishes new novel

(Are there tablets I can take to make it easier to bear?)

4 Responses to “Kerry Katona Publishes New Novel”

  1. Alan Titchman Says:

    Reading the ingredients on the side of a packet of frozen peas from Iceland will be more entertaining than a novel by Kerry Katona. Kerry should stick to doing what she does best….eating pizza & snorting coke….I am sure there must be a career in it for her.

  2. David Says:

    That hardly makes me feel better as I happen to write the ingredients on the side of packets of Iceland frozen peas. Where is my multi million pound book contract? I have an excellent idea for a novel about a family of peas.

  3. Alan Titchman Says:

    I love nothing more than reading a good book about vegetables. I have just finished reading My Story So Far by Wayne Rooney and am now reading Being Jordan by Katie Price. English literature has never been so good…..and green.

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