Comments on: Kerry Katona Publishes New Novel

By: The Spine

The Spine — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 10:21:15 +0000

Michael, without a doubt she must shop there. Since she doesn’t live far from me, I hang out outside the local Iceland just for the chance of rubbing shoulders with her. If she doesn’t shop there, I’ve been wasting my time.

By: Michael Dunn

Michael Dunn — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 08:29:16 +0000

Could be made marginally worse by releasing it as an audio book, read, of course, by Kerry herself, in her inimitable chirpy, sing song, mum’s gone to Iceland voice. By the way. Do you think she is contractually obliged to actually shop there? And Alan Hansen at Morrison’s?

By: alanbbc

alanbbc — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 15:26:24 +0000

Oh, Thanks! Really funny. Big ups!

By: War and Peace in 635 easy parts « Graeme Allister

War and Peace in 635 easy parts « Graeme Allister — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 17:24:01 +0000

[...] it comes to books, there’s one phrase guaranteed to depress. (Well, maybe there are two.) Whether said as an apology, boast or sidestep, “I’ve no time to read” crops up [...]

By: Alan Titchman

Alan Titchman — Mon, 29 Oct 2007 12:20:39 +0000

I love nothing more than reading a good book about vegetables. I have just finished reading My Story So Far by Wayne Rooney and am now reading Being Jordan by Katie Price. English literature has never been so good…..and green.

By: David

David — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 13:42:26 +0000

That hardly makes me feel better as I happen to write the ingredients on the side of packets of Iceland frozen peas. Where is my multi million pound book contract? I have an excellent idea for a novel about a family of peas.

By: Alan Titchman

Alan Titchman — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 10:49:39 +0000

Reading the ingredients on the side of a packet of frozen peas from Iceland will be more entertaining than a novel by Kerry Katona. Kerry should stick to doing what she does best….eating pizza & snorting coke….I am sure there must be a career in it for her.