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Reading the ingredients on the side of a packet of frozen peas from Iceland will be more entertaining than a novel by Kerry Katona. Kerry should stick to doing what she does best….eating pizza & snorting coke….I am sure there must be a career in it for her.
That hardly makes me feel better as I happen to write the ingredients on the side of packets of Iceland frozen peas. Where is my multi million pound book contract? I have an excellent idea for a novel about a family of peas.
I love nothing more than reading a good book about vegetables. I have just finished reading My Story So Far by Wayne Rooney and am now reading Being Jordan by Katie Price. English literature has never been so good…..and green.
[…] it comes to books, there’s one phrase guaranteed to depress. (Well, maybe there are two.) Whether said as an apology, boast or sidestep, “I’ve no time to read” crops up […]
October 28th, 2007 at 10:49 am
Reading the ingredients on the side of a packet of frozen peas from Iceland will be more entertaining than a novel by Kerry Katona. Kerry should stick to doing what she does best….eating pizza & snorting coke….I am sure there must be a career in it for her.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
That hardly makes me feel better as I happen to write the ingredients on the side of packets of Iceland frozen peas. Where is my multi million pound book contract? I have an excellent idea for a novel about a family of peas.
October 29th, 2007 at 12:20 pm
I love nothing more than reading a good book about vegetables. I have just finished reading My Story So Far by Wayne Rooney and am now reading Being Jordan by Katie Price. English literature has never been so good…..and green.
February 27th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
[…] it comes to books, there’s one phrase guaranteed to depress. (Well, maybe there are two.) Whether said as an apology, boast or sidestep, “I’ve no time to read” crops up […]
August 12th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Oh, Thanks! Really funny. Big ups!