Advertisement: The Jamie Oliver Accessory You Can’t Afford To Miss

The Jamie Oliver barge pole allows you to touch the man millions won’t

5 Responses to “Advertisement: The Jamie Oliver Accessory You Can’t Afford To Miss”

  1. Alan Titchman Says:

    Does this product work on all Celebrity Chefs?

  2. David Says:

    Sorry, Alan. It’s only those smaller than 5′ 2″. For bigger celebrities, you need the one with the extendable electric shock baton.

  3. Alan Titchman Says:

    Thanks for the tech info David, which size pole do you recommend for prodding Nigella Lawson?

  4. David Says:

    Glad to be of service, Alan. I don’t get asked enough questions, which I’m always happy to answer.

    The rule of thumb is 10 feet for every two foot of diameter. So, for Nigella, that’s about 57 feet of pole with a nine pound rubber tip.

  5. George Says:

    Does it come with a detachable spit-guard?

    With Jamie, not even 24 feet would be enough to avoid the saliva shower.

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