Women drivers who take the night roads alone, now have a solution to their travel woes – an inflatable male passenger. The brainwave comes from car insurance firm, Shelia’s Wheels. Monica Pontoon, head of research and development, explained the reasoning for this oddly shaped passenger. ‘Johnny One is our first attempt to fill this niche in the market. Lone female drivers have had this problem for a long time, but now, with Johnny sitting by your side, you’re guaranteed that you won’t have any unwelcome male attention.’

Unfortunately, the prototype test doll failed in its sentry duties. During a demonstration in front of the assembled press, he was constantly interfering with his female driver. ‘I’m sure we’ll have it sorted out on the production models,’ said a clearly embarrassed Ms. Pontoon. ‘It’s the heat. It always makes Johnny a little randy.’

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