Site Notice: Midgets Pole Dancing
Keywords are big on the web, and having a site that ranks highly in search engines for the keyword ‘automobile’, for example, can make you very rich indeed. This site ranks very low for all of the major keywords, so I’ll never be rich, but I am rather proud to discover that The Spine is currently the number one rated site on Yahoo! for the phrase ‘midgets pole dancing’.
And so, to all of my visitors who have found their way here because of this wonderful phrase, let me just say if you’re looking for midgets pole dancing, then you’ve probably come to the right place. Unfortunately, I don’t actually have any pole dancing midgets to show you at this moment of time, but I’m still glad that you’re here. Pull up a chair. Make sure you have a good view. I’m sure we’ll have some pole dancing midgets for you soon. The problem is that they’re a bit like car keys. You can find the little blighters once you’ve put them down. I know we had some lying around here this morning…
August 11th, 2006 at 11:31 am
You are aware that midgets have a habit of running off, usually taking the contents of the fridge with them, aren’t you? Given the way yours are behaving, I think they might have a touch of Pratchett’s Nac Mac Feegle about them… Best you beware, they’re probably plotting revenge!
August 11th, 2006 at 11:37 am
Funny you should mention that. They’re hiding behind the fridge and I can’t get back there to catch them. It’s all going so wrong!!! Since I first mentioned pole dancing midgets, I’ve started to get visitors from www.thepoledancedirectory.com and I’m sure to upset those folks unless I can figure a way of coaxing my dancers out of their hiding place. I’ve tried chocolate, rhubarb, and fig biscuits, which midgets are supposed to love, but it’s just not working. This website lark isn’t turning out how it was supposed to…
August 12th, 2006 at 7:21 am
Given that they’re pole dancing midgets perhaps something along the lines of oysters might be more appropriate…
Have to tell you though that pole dancing midgets on oysters are conjuring up some pretty disturbing imagery!
August 12th, 2006 at 5:43 pm
Brilliant idea! Only they seem to have a shellfish allergy and have become seriously bloated. There’s no way I’m going to get them out now and the punters are still waiting…