http://www.the-spine.com/archives/168 The News With Added Backbone Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:56:05 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 http://www.the-spine.com/archives/168#comment-159 David Sat, 12 Aug 2006 17:43:02 +0000 http://www.the-spine.com/archives/168#comment-159 Brilliant idea! Only they seem to have a shellfish allergy and have become seriously bloated. There's no way I'm going to get them out now and the punters are still waiting... :) Brilliant idea! Only they seem to have a shellfish allergy and have become seriously bloated. There’s no way I’m going to get them out now and the punters are still waiting…

]]> http://www.the-spine.com/archives/168#comment-158 Atyllah Sat, 12 Aug 2006 07:21:54 +0000 http://www.the-spine.com/archives/168#comment-158 Given that they're pole dancing midgets perhaps something along the lines of oysters might be more appropriate... Have to tell you though that pole dancing midgets on oysters are conjuring up some pretty disturbing imagery! Given that they’re pole dancing midgets perhaps something along the lines of oysters might be more appropriate…
Have to tell you though that pole dancing midgets on oysters are conjuring up some pretty disturbing imagery!

]]> http://www.the-spine.com/archives/168#comment-156 David Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:37:11 +0000 http://www.the-spine.com/archives/168#comment-156 Funny you should mention that. They're hiding behind the fridge and I can't get back there to catch them. It's all going so wrong!!! Since I first mentioned pole dancing midgets, I've started to get visitors from www.thepoledancedirectory.com and I'm sure to upset those folks unless I can figure a way of coaxing my dancers out of their hiding place. I've tried chocolate, rhubarb, and fig biscuits, which midgets are supposed to love, but it's just not working. This website lark isn't turning out how it was supposed to... Funny you should mention that. They’re hiding behind the fridge and I can’t get back there to catch them. It’s all going so wrong!!! Since I first mentioned pole dancing midgets, I’ve started to get visitors from www.thepoledancedirectory.com and I’m sure to upset those folks unless I can figure a way of coaxing my dancers out of their hiding place. I’ve tried chocolate, rhubarb, and fig biscuits, which midgets are supposed to love, but it’s just not working. This website lark isn’t turning out how it was supposed to…

]]> http://www.the-spine.com/archives/168#comment-155 Atyllah Fri, 11 Aug 2006 11:31:21 +0000 http://www.the-spine.com/archives/168#comment-155 You are aware that midgets have a habit of running off, usually taking the contents of the fridge with them, aren't you? Given the way yours are behaving, I think they might have a touch of Pratchett's Nac Mac Feegle about them... Best you beware, they're probably plotting revenge! You are aware that midgets have a habit of running off, usually taking the contents of the fridge with them, aren’t you? Given the way yours are behaving, I think they might have a touch of Pratchett’s Nac Mac Feegle about them… Best you beware, they’re probably plotting revenge!

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