All models of the Dell Winton have been recalled after a fault has been found with their batteries. The problem came to light (pun intended) during the London premier of ‘Supermarket Sweep:The Movie’ when a Dell Winton ignited during a photo opportunity with Barbara Windsor. The resulting blaze spread to a number of minor stars and police chiefs fear that the Christmas panto season will be severely affected across the land. The admission comes after months of speculation about the popular brand of celebrity, with many people reporting that their Dell Wintons were given to sudden excitable outbursts over apparently very little.

In order to reassure the public, the BBC have immediately moved to check that all the Wintons they currently own have had their battery packs upgraded. A spokesman also confirmed that they are also looking into checking older models, including the ever-popular Dell Boy, though experts believe that problems with the now out-dated model were limited to a tendency overdo a Cockney accent.

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