Prezza Attacks Bush
American President, George W. Bush, came under attack on Thursday from the most unlikely of sources: a conference centre in Harrowgate. Speaking from the seventy seventh British Elvis Presley Appreciation Society, which he attends regularly each year as Society Chairman, Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott launched a scathing attack on the President’s claim to be an Elvis fan. ‘That’s crap,’ he is reported to have said, going on to suggest that the President ‘ain’t nothing but a hounddog’. The remarks were greeting by applause by the seven hundred Elvi gathered in the hall.
The remarks are the latest outburst from the DPM, who has been increasingly frustrated by the US administration’s intransigence on the so-called, ‘Road Map’, which would see all itinerant Elvises across the globe return to their Graceland home. Mr. Prescott is rumoured to be displeased with the President’s wish to turn the singer’s estate into a new Camp David. On the 30th June, this year, the President accompanied Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi on a tour around Graceland, followed yesterday, by the President recording a duet with first lady, Laura Bush, of the single ‘Wooden Heart’, meant to honour the 29th anniversary of the singer’s death. It is also understood that Mr. Prescott has grown increasingly vocal within the cabinet, demanding that Tony Blair’s government sever all ties with the US administration until the President orders his troops out of Graceland.
August 18th, 2006 at 2:46 am
Fat,useless Northern Git!-He’s got a nerve,a strait case of big fat pot calling kettle black I think!We all know the Yanks handling of the middle East crisis borders on the insane and George Bush is a imbecilic moron,but Tony Blair’s refusal to condemn Israel’s bombing of civilians and publicly “Kow Towing” to Bush at every given opportunity screams of gross cowardice,incompetence and criminal negligence not to mention treason,allowing a foreign government to not only dictate Britain’s policies abroad but also to interfere with cabinet appointments and policy at home!I can think of a better word than “Crap” for those actions!And let’s not forget the whole rotten barrel of corrupt,incompetent,sleazy,unpatriotic,selfish maggots that currently have the affront to call themselves our “Government”,how they have managed to remain in power with so many blatant examples of their gross negligence and indifference to the needs of this country I just cannot fathom!Did they put something in the water before the last election to brainwash the “care in the community retards” who vote Labour to stay loyal to the sinking Blair flagship and pledge their support or was there an unreported outbreak of “Mad cow” disease that affects human beings and removes their ability of rational thought?I think the second option and we better find a cure quick and vote these cretins out of office before they do any more damage to our country!
August 18th, 2006 at 6:59 am
Now that I’ve recovered from barfing all over my keyboard… Thanks, David! What an image!
You know they say Elvis isn’t dead. I’m wondering, do you think Prescott too is on a quest for immortality…? *shiver*
August 20th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
Scipio, venting spleen is always good…
Of course, Blair managed to get in because of the indifference of the general public to politics, linked to the sleek way that the Labour government have introduced methods that make voting as simple (and poorly considered) as buying carrots at Tesco. Postal voting is also as corrupt as hell as the barcoding on all forms means that we have lost the right to a secret ballot – another reason why we should not have ID cards… Also, the whole system is rigged so that Labour can get into government with a smaller number of votes than the other parties, and that they need not win a majority in England because the block vote of Scotland will always help them past the winning post. Also, let’s not forget the cheap way they ridiculed the Tories as racist, though they now accept it isn’t racist to discuss the issue of immigration. Oh, and add to this the fact that the Tories continue to refuse to make themselves electable here in the North. Howard, like Hague before him, was too easily caricatured by the media. The general public vote for personality. Blair has that. Howard doesn’t and Hague didn’t (though he’s improving). The Tories also continued to present themselves as a party of the South, representing a ruling elite, or ‘Thatcherite’ wide-boy Tories who define themselves through their huge salaries and ’sod-you’ attitude to the rest of us. Traditional Tory values have been forgotten, especially that Libertarian aspect that promises smaller government and less intrusion into people’s lives.
Atyllah, I’m sure Prescott is after immortality. I guess he’d have himself embalmed like a mummy but I doubt if there are enough bandages.