Prescott Bans Snow
In a shock move, Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott outlawed the possession of snow citing it as ‘the single most terrible blot on the countryside’. Said Prescott, whose remit within government is the planning of Britain’s housing, ’snow has been routinely obscuring the effects of government policy for these last few years. We’ve worked tirelessly to cover up as much of that horrible grass stuff with nice clean concrete and we don’t want snow coming along and hiding all our hard work.’
