An Iranian Terror Fish bamboozled the President of the United States today, after getting past White House security dressed as a piece of carrot. The fish, a member of the crack Iranian squad of marine animals specially trained to undermine US assets, got as far as the Oval Office where it proceeded to swim around the president until he was feeling ‘a mite dizzy’. Iran’s President has said: ‘this is our first blow in our fight against the American dogs. Today dizziness, tomorrow mild disorientation.’ Due to security precautions relating to bad puns, The White House has refused to confirm that the President was introduced to a turtle last month before his secret service agents realised that it was actually a ‘terrorpin’.
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4 Responses to “Iranian Terror Fish Bamboozles President”
Totally Briliant!
That fishy look kinda suits him. Though I have to say, it’s the fish I feel sorry for. Pity they didn’t consider using a leech - it could have sucked his brains out. Oh, silly me, what brains?
[…] Aides to President George W. Bush have rushed to deny that the President was distracted during yesterday’s news conference with British Prime Minister Tony Blair. Part way through a question and answer session with journalists on the issue of Iraq, a clearly puzzled President started to prod the set and gradually became mesmerized by his own presidential seal.’The President was trying to make a point about the nature of international politics,’ said a spokesman. ‘He strongly believes that there’s two sides to every coin and that you have to look at things through the other guy’s eyes.’Despite the denials, the President’s short attention span has again been called into question, with many of his critics pointing to the President’s recent confusion by a fish as a sign of his flagging interest in politics. ‘That’s hogwash,’ said Mr. Bush later before he flew to Camp David. ‘As we say in Texas, you don’t count your chickens before… ooh look at that helicopter!’ […]
August 27th, 2006 at 9:50 am
Totally Briliant!
That fishy look kinda suits him. Though I have to say, it’s the fish I feel sorry for. Pity they didn’t consider using a leech - it could have sucked his brains out. Oh, silly me, what brains?
August 28th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Thanks.
I must now learn to do more profitable things with my time. I guess I’ve just been watching too much Tom & Jerry…
September 1st, 2006 at 8:37 pm
I think Bush looks better this way. We could call him George Beach
December 8th, 2006 at 1:26 am
[…] Aides to President George W. Bush have rushed to deny that the President was distracted during yesterday’s news conference with British Prime Minister Tony Blair. Part way through a question and answer session with journalists on the issue of Iraq, a clearly puzzled President started to prod the set and gradually became mesmerized by his own presidential seal.’The President was trying to make a point about the nature of international politics,’ said a spokesman. ‘He strongly believes that there’s two sides to every coin and that you have to look at things through the other guy’s eyes.’Despite the denials, the President’s short attention span has again been called into question, with many of his critics pointing to the President’s recent confusion by a fish as a sign of his flagging interest in politics. ‘That’s hogwash,’ said Mr. Bush later before he flew to Camp David. ‘As we say in Texas, you don’t count your chickens before… ooh look at that helicopter!’ […]