Tony Blair Mannequin Goes Online For Live Q&A
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In yet another demonstration of how they’re in tune with technology, the Labour Party has become the first political organization to put a mannequin of their leader online. The model is a life-sized replica of Mr. Blair but specifically designed to answer the electorate’s questions. Said, Hartley Sprig, the Party’s IT manager, ‘we’ve been working on this technology for nearly a decade but now we’re finally ready to make it available to all. It gives everybody a chance to hear Tony’s opinions about every conceivable subject. If you have a problem, we’re sure that Tony will have the answer.’
Already the mannequin has had 10,000 hits and has been credited with solving hundreds of problems from all across the globe. Mrs. Susan Griswurdle, from Kentucky Falls, USA, was the first person to have her life saved by the doll when its advice led to the FBI uncovering of a Chinese drugs cartel operating out of the basement of her oversized lingerie store. ‘I owe Tony my life,’ she said. ‘Because of his wise words, the G Men could hide among my G strings and we caught those little pesky blighters.’
