Pamela Anderson: ‘I Now Do My Own Makeup’
Pamela Anderson has revealed how she now saves $9000 a day by doing her own makeup. Said the former star of Baywatch and ex-wife of Bob Newhart: ‘I never realised how easy it was until I tried it myself. Friends have told me that they can’t tell the difference between my own attempts and those of the professionals I’ve been using for so many years.’ Ms. Anderson revealed that she now plans to write a book giving all her best beauty tips. ‘I think it’s important to help women look as good as me when they reach the age of 50,’ she said. Speaking of her recent marriage to Flash Gordon star, Brian Blessed (Prince Vultan), she said: ‘Brian’s helped me grow as a woman and has taught me to project my voice so I could take this important step in my rehabilitation as I become a person who likes herself.’ (Additional reporting by Goombie, the Moon-Faced Racoon)
September 6th, 2006 at 6:27 am
Ahh, she looks so much better this way. Maybe she can have this totooed on as permanent make up.
September 6th, 2006 at 6:44 am
Aaargh! That is scary!!! Very, very scary! My own suggestion is that she gets a paper bag, paints a face on it and sticks it over her head.
September 6th, 2006 at 11:08 am
Saaleha, do I detect a note of sarcasm?
Personally, I think it’s nice to see somebody with a healthy glow in her cheeks… and an eyebrow where her forehead used to be…
Of course, Atyllah, with the years of tanning, I believe her skin is now technically parchment. So that’s exactly what she has done.
September 6th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Who me? Sarcastic? Never! It was meant as an honest compliment. It does something for her teeth, don’t you think?
September 6th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
LOL.
I agree. It only enhances her natural beauty. I know now that I should really have animated her eyebrow which would have completed the effect of makinge her look just like Botticelli’s The Birth of Venus.
March 1st, 2007 at 8:27 pm
OMG PEPOLE!!! THIS PICTURE ISN’T REAL!!!!!! IF YOU REALLY BELEIVED THAT WAS pAM aNDERSON YOU GUYS ARE REATRED
March 2nd, 2007 at 1:59 am
What do you mean it’s not real? It looks real and I’m sure this story was reported in other well respected news media. Heck, you might be right though. Hate to think I’m ‘reatred’. I mean is there an ointment I can get for that?