Squatting On Increase in London
The government’s failure to produce legislation to solve the growing problem of squatting in the inner city was highlighted this week as Prime Minister, Tony Blair, invoked his squatter’s rights to remain in Number 10 Downing Street. ‘We’re not moving an inch,’ said Mrs. Blair through her letterbox. ‘And if anybody wants to try to get us out, they’ll have a bloody fight on their hands.’ Meanwhile, her husband’s increasingly odd behavior of late continued as Mr. Blair daubed an anarchy symbol on Gordon Brown’s forehead. ‘He’s The Man,’ said Blair, ‘and we all have to fight The Man.’ It is thought that Mr. Brown had presented Blair with an eviction notice but the Prime Minister was later seen to roll it up and smoke it in the gardens to Number 10.
September 8th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Ah Mr Blair, sir, you’ve joined the ranks of the millions of squatters around my neighbourhood. Well done. Now you’re really at one with the people of Africa.
September 8th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Any advice on how to get rid of him would be very appeciated.
September 8th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
You’d have to go to court of course. And then too, you’d have to ensure that you have arranged alternative accommodation for him before petitioning the court to have him removed. And if the alternative accommodation is not to his liking, then i’m afraid, no 10 remains his home for good.
September 9th, 2006 at 6:52 pm
Send in the SAS!-Tony Blair should be arrested and tried for inpersonating a Prime Minister!(And Cherie for being abnormally fat,ugly and interfering with government business!)
September 9th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
If only, Scipio, but I believe that under the government’s current 10 year plans for the armed forces, the SAS have already been retrained and are now fully qualified florists. Our only hope are the SBS, who are now fully qualified hairdressers and are deadly with a hairnet and could back comb Cherie from four hundred yards.