Natasha Kaplinsky Shocks London Crowds With Fashion Choice
London’s fashion scene is rarely left speechless, but late Sunday evening, even the world’s most notoriously jaded commentators were left struggling to come to terms with the latest sensation, after Natasha Kaplinsky arrived at the premiere for Beerfest wearing a Walrus hat. Made from the head of a real walrus, the hat is the brainchild of London’s enfant terrible of the fashion world, Jason Christopher, who describes it as ‘comfortable, warm, and very very provocative’. Ms. Kaplinsky admits to having a keen interest in fashion but prefers to lead rather than follow. ‘I know some people will say it’s cruel but I think every walrus would be proud to be worn to the premiere of such a popular film and by such a gorgeous, talented, and well loved newsreader such as myself’. Added Ms. Kaplinsky: ‘I know Hew Edwards is spitting feathers, he’s so jealous… He’d already ordered one for himself but I got mine first.’
September 11th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
The pink sparkly dress is bad enough, but the walrus…
“I am the eggman, oh, they are the eggmen -
Oh I am the walrus. G’JOOB, G’GOO, G’JOOB.”
Yep, goo, goo, ga-ga…
Do you think the esteemed designer had been indulging in some seeing how they fly, like Lucy in the sky…?
Ah well, I live in hope that perhaps the walrus will get revenge and stab her as she sits down.
September 11th, 2006 at 7:12 pm
BAD MOVE Natasha, the ‘Animal Rights’ lot will be chucking their vegie burgers at the sight.
Well done to Jason Christopher for the design, wonder if he had to catch the Walrus himself ???
September 11th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Paul McCartney will have a fit! Do you think he will marry this one as well?
September 11th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
I must say, the hat looks kind of ‘fetching’ on her. Watch the walruses die now. And the green guys picket. Chain themselves to the walruses, I say. And Atyllah, the stabbing thing, sound like Granny Were’s revenge, that.
September 11th, 2006 at 10:07 pm
LOL at all of you.
It seems there’s just so much fun to be had with a walrus. I’ll have to make this a theme. I’ll keep a lookout for more stories about walruses and celebrities.
September 12th, 2006 at 8:15 am
Bollocks! What an errrogant bitch! I am not neccesarily the strongest candidate for animal rights, as I eat meat and wear leather, but for f*cks sake woman, get over yourself!
September 12th, 2006 at 8:22 am
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September 12th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
You should write very slowly (cos some people cannot read very fast) that this is a j–o–k–e under this post as some ppl seem to be taking it way too seriously. Guess I should have not said I sent a naked photo to someone as a responce to a personal ad … oops
September 12th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Oh, I’d believe it a joke if it didn’t suit her so damn much.
(Oh, thanks for the photo, Eliza. Never expected such a quick response to my personal ad.
)
September 12th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Hope you like my cellulite coated collection of love wobbles *wink*
E.
September 12th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
[He exits stage left wearing fake walrus hat and with a cold shudder]
September 13th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
She’s…she’s…wearin me dad’s head…NO!…DAD!!!
September 13th, 2006 at 5:38 pm
I’m so sorry for your lost… But I’m sure you’ll agree: it was a sacrifice well made.
September 25th, 2006 at 11:04 pm
[...] …I would guess that it probably isn’t made out of a real walrus. It’s just a hunch I have. Only, not everybody seems to agree with me… Now that either says something bad about my sense of humour being terribly awry or something really bad about people’s perceptions of poor Natasha. [...]
March 29th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
THIS LOOKS FAKE!
I CAN DO THIS IN PHOTOSHOP!
March 29th, 2007 at 9:53 pm
Christopher, I’m sure you’re wrong. How could this be fake? I’d never publish such a thing.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:44 am
So, if this IS a fake, why did they have to use the head of a Walrus? Why kill a perfectly innocent walrus when it was going to be photoshopped as a joke anyway?
July 11th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
This is just a bad photoshop job, guys! Come on!
No walrus’ dyed for this, only colourised, in a image editing sense!
Look at the edges and the light!
Dont believe all you see!
Although, i do make a living doing the same… except with purpose!
Aj
October 23rd, 2008 at 12:49 am
OMG THATS A REAL WALRUS? F*CK HER!!!
November 12th, 2008 at 6:20 am
ARE YOU KIDDING??? THIS IS DISGUSTING
November 16th, 2008 at 10:48 am
I don’t believe this is real…even if it is real, that’s still pretty f*cked up…i’m No hippie, protester, activist, or vegetarian…none of that…but i do love animals. It doesn’t look great or Fabulous at all, she looks like a big idiot…Listen to the way she brags about herself too “i’m gorgeous, talented, & well known”…I’ve never even heard of this loser lol, who the hell is she??….and for her to just say that, makes her ugly….IF this is real, my comment applies…if its not, then, the person who photoshopped this….really has to find a better hobby ; )