Comments on: Jamie Oliver Declares Himself God

By: David

David — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 16:57:46 +0000

Noooo!!!! Please don’t say such things. It makes me want to cry. Don’t you know what he does to chickens?

By: Atyllah

Atyllah — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 16:55:43 +0000

Aww, only now? I thought he’d been god for ages, even in corporeal form. Just goes to show, even the deities don’t realise they’re gods until it’s too late.

By: David

David — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:01:45 +0000

He’s one of those people who divides the nation. I understand that he’s very well loved in the south, but absolutely despised up north. Course, I don’t have a problem with what he says, just the way he says it. He was interviewed on Sky News the other day and kept calling the interviewer ‘my love’ and ‘darling’. Ooohh… Now I’m getting flustered and flapping. And I shouldn’t. I mean: the man’s now a god.

By: Eliza

Eliza — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:55:41 +0000

I do agree with him and practiced what he preached long before he preached it, it is just that I get so mad at being dictated to regarding what to feed my kids that I am tempted to give them NON-ORGANIC ORANGES as a mark of rebellion. Oh I am all flustered and flapping now.

By: Saaleha

Saaleha — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 07:12:00 +0000

Aww, I like the chap. Or should that read, ‘liked the chap’, since he’s a chap no more. But there is no way you’d get me to join the church of some pretty boy with a pretty lithp. I’d sooner start my own Church. I’m a celebrity chef too. Ask my family…