Cherie Gives Fox News Psychic Exclusive
With the days of having her own health and spiritual gurus behind her, Cherie Blair is preparing for a new life beyond Downing Street by embarking on a series of TV interviews where she will be displaying her own unique psychic gifts. In a Fox News exclusive, to be show on Friday night, Cherie goes into a trance for anchorman, Shepard Smith, during which she throws off her clothes as she channels the spirit of King Sneferu, pharaoh of Egypt. Among her trance-induced ravings, Cherie prophesises the first marriage between man and rat, an Oscar victory for the Dalai Lama, and the Presidential victory of soon-to-be-Republican Senator, Whoopie Goldberg.
Afterwards, Cherie admitted she thought that King Sneferu was ‘being a little playful’ but stood by her vision that Art Garfunkel will be the first musician to perform from the surface of the Moon in 2012. ‘When he has to stop singing Bright Eyes because of a leak in his spacesuit, you’ll wish you had listened to me,’ she said.
September 15th, 2006 at 7:23 am
Was there ectoplasm - it’s not real if there’s no ectoplasm!
Besides, I don’t know what’s so untoward about the marriage between a man and a rat, I know plenty of women married to rats…
The rest of the prophesies don’t look too bad either. If Arny can, so can Whoopie. And I think an Oscar is long-overdue for the Dalai Lama.
It’s the Art Garfunkel prophesy that leaves me stymied… I’ll be waiting for the leak in his suit - whether he’s on the moon or not.
September 16th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Ain’t drugs just wonderful!!??
September 16th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Don’t ask me. I’m am boringly teatotal… which is perhaps even more scary.