Blair Faces Tough Conference Choice

Tony Blair chooses his daily good egg

With the Labour Party conference beginning in Manchester this weekend, Tony Blair started his day with a hearty breakfast. Insiders at a top Manchester hotel have revealed that the Prime Minister shares Prince Charles’s unusual routine when it comes to his morning egg. ‘He’s very indecisive,’ said one porter. ‘He insists that there be a good selection, but then he refuses to actually choose one. He just sits there, waving his spoon over each egg, declaring “this is the egg for me” but never actually cracking it.’ They added. ‘He’s just as bad when it comes to toast and jam, and is quite unlike the Deputy Prime Minister. John Prescott is a man who knows what he likes and always begins each day with a bit of crumpet.’

2 Responses to “Blair Faces Tough Conference Choice”

  1. Scipio Says:

    Unfortunately the whole cabinet is scrambeld and Blair’s defintely a bad egg!

  2. ElizaF Says:

    There’s definately something more rotten than a rotten egg with that lot ….

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