Calls For Disaster Relief After James Blunt Performs in Kosovo

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are among the many celebrities and world leaders calling for immediate relief aid for Kosova after James Blunt performed there over the weekend. ‘What is happening is a blight on all our consciences,’ said Jolie, ‘and the international community should come together to stop this cruelty from happening again in the future. Who knows, next time it could be Girls Aloud.’
The Red Cross reports that the main force of Blunt fell on British troops stationed in the Balkan country as part of peace keeping operations but a spokesman for the Ministry of Defence in London could not confirm that they have lost contact with their troops since the time of the concert. ‘We are aware that James Blunt was performing at the time but we have every confidence in our troops who have been outfitted with the very best hazmat suits which have been tested against every know irritant and have been given the highest Elton John rating.’






September 27th, 2006 at 9:42 pm
oooh that is rough
E.
September 27th, 2006 at 9:58 pm
Rough but fair comment. Do I detect somebody with a James Blunt CD in their collection? There are helplines, Eliza. I’m sure somebody could help you.
September 28th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
As if Pristina wasn’t a grim enough place then they go and wheel in this idiot.
October 2nd, 2006 at 2:37 pm
James Blunt is a beautiful artist,and he Is pure quality!!! 1hermit
October 2nd, 2006 at 2:41 pm
I totally agree. He’s a lovely man.