Parents Still Concerned About Bag Carrying Teletubby
Parents have expressed concern about the BBC children’s show, Teletubbies, as one of the cute little dumpy creatures continues to carry a suitcase in every episode of the new series. ‘We don’t even know what’s in it,’ said concerned viewer, Mohamed ElBaradei, ‘and until we’re given a chance to have a look, there will always be questions about the suitability of this show for a global audience.’
Unlike Tinky Winky, Dipsy, and Laa-Laa, the character of Kim Jong-Po has been criticised by many viewers who believe the character is two pints short of a bowl of Tubby custard, but a spokesman for the cult character says: ‘Eh oh. Ah ha! Uranium! Eya Oh. Maa… Boom!!!’
October 21st, 2006 at 2:41 am
What has that poor dictator ever done to have the teletubbies inflicted on him as companions? The UN needs to know about this human rights outrage!
October 21st, 2006 at 9:14 am
eeeeeeeeeeeek! Teletubbies! What’s Tubby custard? Maybe I shouldn’t ask that.
October 21st, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Yes, Eliza, but don’t you just love the little fella? He just looks so innocent… just like a Tellytubby.
Babs, Tubby custard is the only thing that Tellytubies eat, I think. As a treat I think they catch and roast a human, but that’s only on *very* special occasions.