Jamie Oliver Says: ‘Demand Only Fresh Ingredients’
Popular lisping chef, Jamie Oliver, has launched a new campaign to see more fresh ingredients used in the nation’s cooking. ‘Fresh is best,’ said Jamie to schoolchildren in a London school where he was promoting his healthy meals campaign. Jamie also took the opportunity to prepare one of his favourite dishes from his new book, Fresh And Furry.
‘This is quick and easy to make, especially if you’re in a hurry,’ he explained. ‘You simply take three baby penguins, toss in a hamster, and then, for that added zest, one young kitten that’s been stunned with a mallet. That last part’s really important if you don’t want the kitten to eat the penguins before you’ve had a chance to taste them yourself.’ He also took time to respond to recent criticism of his campaigns. ‘When I get my knighthood I’ll go after all my critics and nobody will be able to stop me,’ he said before breaking out into demonic laughter.
October 25th, 2006 at 2:28 pm
i love jamie.
just read an article in the Guardian about how his “healthy lunch” program isn’t flying too well w/the kids in the UK.
too bad; we could use him here, in theStates.
wish he’d revamp our school food, also.
October 25th, 2006 at 7:04 pm
That isn’t Rocco DiSpirito?
October 25th, 2006 at 11:05 pm
Hey, quit picking on the world’s cutest chef!!!!
October 25th, 2006 at 11:22 pm
Oh, what is it about Jamie Oliver!? I just don’t get it! Everybody I meet can’t stand the man, yet every person who visits here is happy with nothing short of having his babies! There’s something going on. Something dark and sinister. It has to be a government conspiracy. Or perhaps it’s just me. Perhaps I’m going mad! Mad I tell you!
October 25th, 2006 at 11:44 pm
I used to like Jamie a lot, but the last couple of years he’s put on more weight than I’m happy with. He should cut out the beer as well.
October 26th, 2006 at 12:27 am
that is a hilarious picture!
October 26th, 2006 at 7:50 am
Oh no, nektht he’ll be after uth chickenth!
On behalf of all thingth furry and feathered, I protetht!
September 8th, 2007 at 12:55 am
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