A Rolling Stones concert was cancelled on Thursday night after Mick Jagger’s skin fell off during a performance of their classic ‘Brown Sugar’. The 40,000 audience looked on in horror as Keith Richards tried to help the lead singer back into his skin but the concert was finally called off when it became apparent that the stitching had failed along the whole length of Jagger’s spine.

‘This is a simple thing to fix,’ said tour spokesman, Sandy Potterspoon, ‘but we were given assurances about the quality of stitching which, in the event, were not able to cope with the load that Mick put on them during one of his trademark jumps.’

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