Bono Celebrates Return of His Favourite Stetson

Bono celebrates the recovery of his favourite stetson

U2 singer has greeted the return of his favourite stetson by wearing at a concert in New York. ‘The little fella really missed his hat,’ said guitarist The Edge before going out on stage. ‘You just have to see him running around out there to realise how much that big hat means to him.’ The judge speaking at the close of the nine month trial, had personally visited the stadium to hand the singer his hat back, saying: ‘Bless your little heart for now you can be truly content’.

The three foot five inch star has owned the hat since childhood and has even had a special window cut out of the front for microphone access. Speaking after the gig, a beaming Bono said: ‘Phew, that hat rocks! I love it man. I love it more than a village of the poor in some far off land. Though they rock too!’

One Response to “Bono Celebrates Return of His Favourite Stetson”

  1. MC Says:

    Can you believe that hat used to fit on his ego-bloated head during the Zooropa tour?

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