British Airways Launch New Multi-Faith Jumbos

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British Airways have welcomed the news that employee, Nadia Eweida, has lost her appeal in which she demanded that she be allowed to continue to wear a crucifix. BA responded to the news by announcing that they will be removing all Christian symbolism for their planes. First to go will be the traditional crucifix shape to BA’s fleet of jumbo jets, with one wing and a tail fin disappearing in the new look jumbo, making the airline the first to adopt the so-called ‘multi-faith jets’ entering service next year.

The press release from BA said: ‘With this new design, we compromise on the amount of lift we can generate but we gain so much more by ensuring that we don’t offend anybody viewing one of our planes from the ground and who might have been otherwise shocked at seeing a cross flying above them.’

4 Responses to “British Airways Launch New Multi-Faith Jumbos”

  1. Mo Says:

    And as an added bonus they should use less fuel and so be kinder to the environment. Everybody wins!

  2. Leon Says:

    Nice way to mock the public outcry expressed by other faiths.

  3. Matt Says:

    Best yet.

  4. gary gatter Says:

    Mainstream faiths get all the attention in the media; my faith “Trust the New Testament” or TNT has not even been mentioned, we believe that TNT is the explosive voice of our lord on this planet. And yet we are not allowed to take TNT onto an aeroplane, even as a passenger!

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