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	<title>Comments on: Paris Hilton Laughs Off Wii Injury</title>
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	<description>The News With Added Backbone</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 12:53:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Headline of the Moment: Scientists Glue Wii Remote Parts to Flying Lemurs &#171; Egghead Marketing</title>
		<link>http://www.the-spine.com/archives/438#comment-38656</link>
		<author>Headline of the Moment: Scientists Glue Wii Remote Parts to Flying Lemurs &#171; Egghead Marketing</author>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 18:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.the-spine.com/archives/438#comment-38656</guid>
		<description>[...] to The Spine for the image of Paris with a Wiimote embedded in her head. Remember, gluing things to small [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] to The Spine for the image of Paris with a Wiimote embedded in her head. Remember, gluing things to small [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>By: Jeremy</title>
		<link>http://www.the-spine.com/archives/438#comment-31842</link>
		<author>Jeremy</author>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.the-spine.com/archives/438#comment-31842</guid>
		<description>Wii is not dangerous, it is her fault for not wearing the strap.. 'cause before every game started, it was adviced to wear the strap before playing.. Your digging ur own grave by not listening to it. so this incident must not be excused to say Wii is dangerous.. I have Wii too, and soo far no incident had happened; only dropping of wii remotes and nunchuck</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wii is not dangerous, it is her fault for not wearing the strap.. &#8217;cause before every game started, it was adviced to wear the strap before playing.. Your digging ur own grave by not listening to it. so this incident must not be excused to say Wii is dangerous.. I have Wii too, and soo far no incident had happened; only dropping of wii remotes and nunchuck</p>
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		<title>By: Nintendo Wii &#187; Paris Hilton Laughs Off Wii Injury</title>
		<link>http://www.the-spine.com/archives/438#comment-7164</link>
		<author>Nintendo Wii &#187; Paris Hilton Laughs Off Wii Injury</author>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:51:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.the-spine.com/archives/438#comment-7164</guid>
		<description>[...] Original post by The Spine &#195;&#162;&#194;€&#194;” The News With Added Backbone   November 30th 2006 Posted to Nintendo Wii [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[&#8230;] Original post by The Spine &Atilde;&cent;&Acirc;€&Acirc;” The News With Added Backbone   November 30th 2006 Posted to Nintendo Wii [&#8230;]</p>
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		<title>By: David</title>
		<link>http://www.the-spine.com/archives/438#comment-2005</link>
		<author>David</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:02:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.the-spine.com/archives/438#comment-2005</guid>
		<description>No argument with me, Matt. I'm a Nintendo fan counting down the days. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No argument with me, Matt. I&#8217;m a Nintendo fan counting down the days. <img src='http://www.the-spine.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
		<link>http://www.the-spine.com/archives/438#comment-2003</link>
		<author>Matt</author>
		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.the-spine.com/archives/438#comment-2003</guid>
		<description>My girlfriend and I argued for many minutes last night about the Wii. I'm a bit of a Nintendo fan, really, but she thinks it's disgusting that anyone would attempt to play sports sims on a television instead of playing the real thing. I then produced GTA and asked her if she'd like to perhaps rampage through Cardiff with me.

This is all.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My girlfriend and I argued for many minutes last night about the Wii. I&#8217;m a bit of a Nintendo fan, really, but she thinks it&#8217;s disgusting that anyone would attempt to play sports sims on a television instead of playing the real thing. I then produced GTA and asked her if she&#8217;d like to perhaps rampage through Cardiff with me.</p>
<p>This is all.</p>
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		<title>By: Chuck Unsworth</title>
		<link>http://www.the-spine.com/archives/438#comment-1990</link>
		<author>Chuck Unsworth</author>
		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:28:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://www.the-spine.com/archives/438#comment-1990</guid>
		<description>Whilst attending the A&#38;E Department she has had a brain scan to see if permanent damage has been inflicted.  

In Ms Hilton's case this has involved temporary removal of her nether garments as - uniquely - her brain is thought to be positioned at the base of her Spinal Column.  Doctors have so far been unable to locate this organ.  The search continues.  

A hospital official spokesperson has appealed to the public for help.  'It seems that Ms Hilton's brain may somehow have been mislaid.  We are asking members of the public to be very vigilant and to report any sightings to us.  They should be looking for something which resembles a pickled walnut, only slightly smaller.  A reward has been offered by Ms Hilton for the safe return of her brain - or anything similar.'</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Whilst attending the A&amp;E Department she has had a brain scan to see if permanent damage has been inflicted.  </p>
<p>In Ms Hilton&#8217;s case this has involved temporary removal of her nether garments as - uniquely - her brain is thought to be positioned at the base of her Spinal Column.  Doctors have so far been unable to locate this organ.  The search continues.  </p>
<p>A hospital official spokesperson has appealed to the public for help.  &#8216;It seems that Ms Hilton&#8217;s brain may somehow have been mislaid.  We are asking members of the public to be very vigilant and to report any sightings to us.  They should be looking for something which resembles a pickled walnut, only slightly smaller.  A reward has been offered by Ms Hilton for the safe return of her brain - or anything similar.&#8217;</p>
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