Reshuffle at the Palace
Re-launching a stagnating career is never easy but that hasn’t stopped David ‘Sin’s the new Virtue’ Blunkett giving it one last try. Wrapped up against the cold in the pelt of some innocent woodland creature, Blunkett was helping his new employer to pen a piece for the papers. Sporting a new haircut which his barber assured him ‘takes years from him’, Mr. Blunkett dismissed critics who, in the past, have labelled him a ‘lecherous old pervert who used his influence and power to further his own selfish ends whilst doing no jot of good during his time in government’. With a characteristic smile, he took the points in good humour. ‘They’re just jealous of my healthy glands and generosity of spirit, my darlings,’ he told reporters before turning his attention back to finding suitable words for desecrating the memory of the late Princess of Wales.
