Cliff Richard Demands Copyright Protection

Cliff Richard wants to retain rights to early hits

In a surprising development of the singer’s ongoing battle to retain copyright on some of his earliest hits, Cliff Richard has demanded copyright of some of Winston Churchill’s most famous wartime speeches. While his own recordings, some made as early as 1922, will soon enter the public domain, Cliff has demanded additional rights to twenty seven of Churchill’s most famous lines which he claims to have authored on behalf of the busy Prime Minister.

‘Winston said he liked the sentiment of a song I’d got to number one in the Christmas charts of 1939,’ explained Cliff. ‘He thought the lyrics were just the tonic the country needed.’ A far away look came in Cliff’s rheumy eyes as he sang the opening verse of his hit song, ‘Stuugart Holiday’, to a packed news conference.

We’re all goin’ on a Stuttgart holiday.
Lots more fightin’ for a week or two.
Guns and slaughter on our Stuttgart holiday.
Plenty more worries for me or you,
For a weimarch or two.

‘I was fresh out of summer season in Blackpool when he called me. Winston knew I had a way with words and he wanted to add a bit of youthful zing to his speeches. I remember feeling flattered that Winston thought I was youthful given I’d just turned forty eight, but I did have this song I used to do in those days, which included the lines “we’ll jive with them on the beeches”. I just changed the words around and everybody knows the rest’.

4 Responses to “Cliff Richard Demands Copyright Protection”

  1. Betty Lewis Says:

    This is all wrong. Where did you got your facts? Cliff wasn’t recodrning in the 1940s and he didn’t write Churchill’s speeches. He was born in 1940 and Summer Holiday was released in 1962. And get the words right.

    We’re all going on a summer holiday
    no more working for a week or two
    fun and laughter on our summer holiday
    no more worries for me and you
    for a week or two

    GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT!!!!!!

    Betty
    (The Cliff Richard Fan Club)

  2. Theo Says:

    Brilliant

  3. Jeremycj Says:

    I don’t think Betty understands irony. W’dyu fink Spine?

  4. Margaret Harris Says:

    Betty, you are talking when you should be listening.

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