(Click here to read a leaked photocopy of the citizenship test)

Tony Blair has called for migrants to conform to British traditions and has revealed that he will not stand by and watch Britain’s tolerance weakened even if this means bringing in draconian laws that will weaken Britain’s tolerance.

As immigration continues to pose problems for the Labour government, the Home Office will begin to trial citizenship tests for all migrants entering this country. An early version of the test has already been leaked onto the web but it has been revealed that the trial scheme will now include a practical dimension in which migrants will be expected to show a working knowledge of the UK streets. ‘We take them out and see how they handle themselves in real-world situations,’ said Reg Smythe of the Immigration Service. ‘A typical migrant worker might be expected to have a conversation in a post office queue about Mrs. Wilson’s hip operation, or they might be asked to visit Kendal Potteries and buy themselves some mint cake and a souvenir Toby jug.’

This entry was posted on Saturday, December 9th, 2006 at 2:18 pm and is filed under News . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.