Beckham Signs Huge Galaxy Deal
Victoria Beckham is the new face of Galaxy chocolate after the superstar pouted her way to a multi-million pound deal with Mars. ‘I love chocolate,’ she said, ‘but I can’t eat too much of it because of my figure. All that sugar gives me hips and I don’t like to see hips on a person. I keep telling David, he’s got far too many hips. Don’t you think two hips is about two too many hips?’
The company are looking to increase sales of the chocolate in markets where it has not been so popular. Beckham’s appeal to an American audience is thought to be behind the move. Only last year Victoria launched her own line of exotic chocolates called ‘Posh Bites’, each lovingly hand made low calorie chocolate contained a hollow centre wrapped in layers of creamy air, nestling in a coat of thick dark air and covered with a double layer of lightly fluffed air.
As part of the deal, Victoria will appear in TV commercials for the chocolate and says she is looking forward to the role. ‘I’ll be pouting and holding a gigantic bar of chocolate,’ she said. ‘But I won’t be eating any. Oh, no, no, no. I don’t want to get hips. People would only start calling me Hippy Spice instead of Posh Spice, which is what I am. Posh. With no hips. Got it? Good.’
January 12th, 2007 at 12:11 pm
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January 12th, 2007 at 4:40 pm
That girl could really do with getting some more hips! If she won’t eat the chocolate perhaps they can feed it to her intravenously!
January 12th, 2007 at 5:04 pm
Couldn’t agree more, Atyllah, but I understand that she doesn’t like hips.
Speaking of which: it’s never occurred to me to ask before but do chickens have hips? I would guess they don’t otherwise Colonel Sanders would have put them in a bucket with a portion of his famous sauce.
January 12th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
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January 13th, 2007 at 12:44 am
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January 13th, 2007 at 2:01 pm
Chickens do not have hips, but they do have thighs… and thome have big thighth… And don’t talk to me about that odious man and his buckets of chicken bits! *shudder*
Let me also say, if I see Mrs B’s mug on my tv once more today I’m going to be obliged to fling an entire box of chocolates at him. I mean, seriously, who cares. Ok, ok, I’m a chicken so let’s accept that I just don’t get all the fuss.