Big Brother Complaints Reach 14 Million
Publicists are certain that the latest series of Big Brother will only make Jade Goody an even bigger star. The series has already received 14.2 million complaints about her role in the bullying of contestant Shilpa Shetty and despite some who claim that it will be an end of Goody’s career, others predict it will only make her richer. Publishers are already fighting for the rights to Jade’s next book, ‘Jade’s Bullying Secrets‘ and it’s hoped that her line of perfumes can be expanded to include pepper sprays and other anti-personal weapons.
‘There’s no such thing as bad news,’ said publicist Malcolm Scruggs. ‘And one thing about the British, we do like a girl with spirit. So long as she comes out acting suitably contrite and admitting she made a few mistakes, people are sure to forgive her. After all, she’s got a good heart and even if she hasn’t, we’ll pay a ghostwriter to make it look like she’s the next Mother Theresa.’ Meanwhile, the estate of the late Mother Theresa have denied that she’s the next Jade Goody.
What is certain is that many ordinary viewers are finally admitting that Big Brother is portraying the worst aspects of British culture. ‘This is detrimental to people’s perception of this nation,’ said Mrs. E. Windsor of London. ‘One feels utterly ashamed of one’s own people.’
January 19th, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Big Brother? Gawd, don’t start me. I’ve never watched it but did see some of the relevant snips on the news. So please add me to the list of those feeling shame. No wonder we scousers get such a bad name when braindead, footballers wives from our city carry one like that bimbo (whose name I can’t even remember).
Talk about thick. When carrying on about the Indian girl (who, incidentally, made her mark & money under her own steam - not her rich husband’s), she first babbled on about people in India eating with their hands, then had a(nother), typical ‘duh’ moment, “Erm, or is that in China?”
As for big-gob Goody, duh. She also should get herself some football connections. Then they could remove her teeth - replace them with seats - and they’d have a great football coach.
January 19th, 2007 at 2:20 pm
Couldn’t agree more. But I wouldn’t feel too bad about the scouser. I understand that she’s actually Miss Warrington, which makes me shake with anger since I was born there.
I noticed that Beau D’Or has a good rant about people eating with their hands in this country.