Gordon Brown Desperate To Avoid Big Brother Controversy
Gordon Brown’s trip to India continues with the Chancellor adopting increasingly drastic measures to avoid being questioned about Big Brother. Believing that Hindu religious customs would protect him from difficult questions, Brown entertained business leaders in Bangalore with his famous impression of an Aberdeen Angus.
Meanwhile, back in London, rumours continue to spread that it was the Prime Minister himself who criticised Brown for ‘having psychological flaws in his Aberdeen Angus routine’. According to ex-Labour spin doctor, Lance Price, speaking to Iain Dale: ‘Brown’s impression of a cow doesn’t capture the intense psychological struggle of the Aberdeen Angus and is closer to the slightly more sedentary mindset of a Friesian or even a Hereford bull’. Advisors close the Chancellor have been quick to dismiss Mr. Price’s claims insisting that the Chancellor know ‘more about bull that anybody in government.’
As for Mr. Brown, he continues with his diplomatic mission. ‘Moo!’ he said to dignitaries who had hoped the Chancellor would join them in the burning a three-hundred pound scale model of Jade Goody. Visiting a telecoms call centre later in the day, Mr. Brown made the same point at some length. ‘Mooooooooo!’ he moaned before beginning an impromptu rampage through the building. Eighteen people were gored before the tranquilliser darts took effect.
The Chancellor’s tour continues.
