The Prime Minister ended the 2007 Davro conference with a stark warning to world leaders that we might not have seen the last of the light entertainment comedian.

‘Our best intelligence suggests that Bobby Davro’s currently in panto,’ Mr. Blair told his counterparts from the other industrialised nations. ‘But who knows where he could be this time next year? Radio? Satellite TV? Even his own comedy special in the BBC’s light entertainment schedule. World unity is needed on this issue. We have to come together. We have to be sure that Davro is kept busy. That means a packed schedule of summer season. And then panto over Christmas and the New Year.’

Mr. Blair’s attendance at the annual conference has been seen as a sign of the Prime Minister’s intention to make global security his primary focus for his last year in power. Since Davro’s appearance in a BBC documentary last year, both MI5 and MI6 have been tasked to keep track of the secretive comedian and it is believed that Mr. Blair has headed five meetings of the COBRA committee in the two months alone when Davro-esque jokes had been released to the public.

‘Davro is clearly out there plotting something,’ said one intelligence analyst. ‘It’s not a matter of if he makes a comeback but when. For the sake of mankind, we all have to be prepared and not a little afraid.’

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