The government has announced its long-awaited review of Britain’s nuclear power industry. In a far reaching nine hundred page document they conclude that ‘everything’s fine, there’s nothing to worry about… Pah! Those fish always had two heads. It’s genetics… What do we know? We’re politicians.’

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