Clearly hoping to regain some of the prestige it lost during the recent outbreaks of bird flu, food company Bernard Matthews has volunteered to help feed skinny models at London Fashion Week.

The size-0 models have been banned from many of the world’s biggest fashion shows, but London’s designers have had no such restriction. However, Bernard Matthews believe they have the solution.

‘We’ve got some old aircraft hangers free at the moment,’ said the company’s founder from his home in Norfolk. ‘We could easily get five thousand models into each of ‘em. Nothing but the best for them. Sawdust changed every week to collect their droppings and we’d feed them every day with some high protein seed. Get a bit of flesh on the bone and then it’s off to our meat rendering plant where we could turn them into delicious meals. Booty-ful.’

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