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Tony Blair has promised that gun law will be strengthened in the coming year.

‘Don’t people understand what gun law means?’ asked the Prime Minister in a speech to road users in London on Sunday. ‘It means I have the gun and you lot will do what I bloody well tell you to do! But isn’t that the problem with this country? Too many people have too many complaints. Well, Anthony Charles Lynton Blair has had about enough of being told what to do… He’s had enough of being other people’s patsy. I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore!’

First of Mr. Blair’s list of priorities is the promise he’s made to personally contact everybody who has signed a petition against road pricing. He is confident that he can change people’s minds. ‘I can be quite persuasive,’ the PM joked. ‘People usually have a change of heart once they’ve said hello to my leeetle friend…’ His little friend was unavailable for comment as it’s believed Hazel Blears is busily working on government plans to reduce the number of obscure film quotes used by unregulated websites.

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