Sylvester Stallone Questioned In Kangaroo Abduction Probe
Sylvester Stallone has had his private jet searched after it emerged that somebody had smuggled a kangaroo onto his aircraft before it tried to leave Australia’s Sidney airport. It is believed that the animal was to have been taken back to America where it would have become a sparring partner for the Hollywood star.
‘Everybody who has seen Rocky knows that Sly loves to work out in the boxing ring, but we can’t always get somebody to fight him,’ the actor’s agent admitted on Friday. ‘We just thought it would be a great idea to take a kangaroo. We’d would have looked after it on Sly’s enormous estate in California, and in exchange, it would occasionally be expected to don a pair of boxing gloves and give him a few rounds of light sparring.’
Australia has strict rules about the exportation of its native species, especially its licensed boxing kangaroos. Stallone is expected to fly to Cambodia where he is hoping to pick up some monkeys which he hopes to take to America. His agent admitted that Sky plans to re-enactment of his favourite scenes from the Rambo movies by shooting the monkeys with his high-powered bow and arrows fitted with explosive warheads.
February 24th, 2007 at 5:37 pm
‘Rocky’ came to an Everton match at Goodision a couple of weeks ago. We saw the ’star’ in the flesh — and boy — what a whole lot of flesh.
He looked like a large tub of lard.
Okay, that’s not quite true; he actually looked exactly like a tired, beat-up, burned-out, scruffy, old fat slob. In fact, he looked almost as rough as his mother.
February 24th, 2007 at 9:23 pm
They found Skippy and the eye of a tiger on his plane.