John Prescott Pictured In Cambodia For Adoption
John Prescott has left the Cambodian orphanage where he yesterday adopted a two week old meat pie. It is thought that Mr. Prescott has already named the pie ‘Crusty Topping’ and it is expected that both he and the pie will be flying back to the UK in the next few days.
This is latest adoption controversy surrounding a high profile celebrity. Only last month, Madonna flew to Malawi and adopted a cheese and onion quiche and, since then, pressure has grown on authorities to stop these ready meal adoptions. Meanwhile, Mr. Prescott maintains that he had done nothing wrong. ‘I’m here for my pie and I’m answering no questions,’ he said earlier when he arrived in the country. Yet when he was challenged to explain why he had chosen to adopt a pie from Cambodia when there are many pies in the UK that do not have homes, Mr. Prescott lashed out at reporters claiming ‘I’m famished, now bugger off!’
Mr. Prescott has already adopted dozens of pies, many of which now live in his home in his Hull constituency. He was recently pictured in national newspapers pushing a meatloaf down Oxford Street in a pram and has repeatedly spoken about his love of thick rims, deep fillings, and juicy gravy.
