Comments on: Iran Responds To US Wargames By Launching Newest Cruiser

By: Lebanese

Lebanese — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 11:42:08 +0000

Hi !!
we had a hot summer here in Lebanon. The war between israel and hezbollah was supposed to end in 2-3 days. It took 33 days and ended up with a strategic defeat to israel by hezbollah despite the israeli supperriority in weapons. People in Lebanon fought for their land and their freedom.

The main question of who will win the war between Iran and the US becomes clear if we know who is bullying and arrogant and who is defending his right and his nation. The weapon is more lethal if you are on the right side.

By: hoykem

hoykem — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 11:08:09 +0000

haha just wait and see what they have lined up for you guys , russian anti aircraft weapons , rockets from China , they can sink have the US navy in the first day then who will be crying

By: Lawrence

Lawrence — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 00:56:29 +0000

So much hatred here directed against one joke. It was funny to me!!!!!!!!!!! Hey people leave Bushy alone,he’s just had too much to drink.

By: Adrian Leggett

Adrian Leggett — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:24:17 +0000

The old addage is in the west is, speak softly and carry a big stick. Perhaps the expression in Iran is speak candidly, show a toothpick, but be packing some serious heat like a 9mm in the back pocket, or perhaps a couple of themo nuclear bombs.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:15:33 +0000

This ship actually is a blatant knockoff of the latest nautical design developed in the US by the Bush Administration, using the same technical genius that was applied in the conception and execution of the war in Iraq. Foul ball, Iran!

By: David

David — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 23:12:42 +0000

Cali_Man,

Many thanks for that perfect reply. I nearly sat down and wrote one myself but thought that BushSux’s original post was so illiterate, it stood as its own counter argument.

It’s also great to see so many wonderfully sardonic replies building up here. I was beginning to worry about America’s sense of satire.

By: Cali_Man

Cali_Man — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 22:17:38 +0000

Hey, BushSux,

Before you go about criticising and spouting your spoon fed crap on a HUMOR story comment area, perhaps you learn to spell and or take command of the English language. Concentrate all that anger on and criticism on your spelling words and all of your contempt for American society on your grammar useage, proper tenses etc and then, just perhaps, you’ll have a bit more clout on here.

This is my personal favorite: “that we think that won’t matter to no one.”

Bravo, lad! This absolute dominance you possess over the English language leads me to believe you are located somwhere in Mississippi, Appalachia or South Jersey. Good job, your parents should be proud, now get back to your Junior College as we would hate to lose a future cosmetologist to another D.C. think tank

By: Frenchy

Frenchy — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:50:48 +0000

I’m somewhat confused….possibly due to 20 yrs in the USAF…regarding the British view of force projection. If their Navy cn’t even protect itsel ITSELF from the nautical equivalent of a car jacking, do we really believe they can enforce an embargo of nuclear materials?

By: Zolani Ngwane

Zolani Ngwane — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 21:25:47 +0000

dude, calm down, this is humor

By: teeroy777

teeroy777 — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:55:07 +0000

I can’t believe the utter stupidity of some of the people who respond to these news artcles.
The war will not stop and it is truly illlogical to bring Russia in as a major supplier to the US.
The US has one choice and one choice only, become totally self reliant but we still will not be able to live in let live as you so aptly put it.
The US is constantly underattack somewhere in the world and those who aren’t attacking us, have their hands out for military support.
There comes responsibility with being the most powerful nation in the world.
One of which is to attempt to maintain world peace but as most of you know, you can not do anything but defend yourselves against terrorism, they will not stop because of their radical beleifs, just like the Japanese pilots did in WW2.
Stand for this country and it’s principles or go live with the radicals.

By: Cinster

Cinster — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:15:38 +0000

I guess this is the war machine that caused those Royal Navy and Marines to surrender so easy. No wonder the British Empire failed.

By: 4chan

4chan — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:08:47 +0000

sage this shit to hell

By: Bill

Bill — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:59:27 +0000

…in fact, it looks eerily similar to a Sandisk Cruzer…..

By: Bill

Bill — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 19:56:22 +0000

Does not appear to be a heavy cruiser so my guess is that it is a pre-WWI class “light cruiser”…. and these are the people that we fear most.

By: Abdu

Abdu — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 18:54:06 +0000

HEY!!! This took years for our engineers to come up with
this design!

By: Achmed binCous-Cous

Achmed binCous-Cous — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 17:56:12 +0000

Clearly built with French technology.

By: Bush

Bush — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 16:44:23 +0000

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You are one funny dude!

By: David

David — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:45:48 +0000

Appropo of nothing: have the schools broken up for Easter in America too?

By: BushSux

BushSux — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:08:24 +0000

oh BTW photoshoped picture

By: BushSux

BushSux — Thu, 05 Apr 2007 15:07:29 +0000

I think that American political attitude towards the whole world actually sux, where’s that ‘Live and let live’ crap the America was high on ?

And here’s the logics of all that:
- We need more fuel (Russians won’t give it for free) -> occupy one Asian country that we think that won’t matter to no one
- Someone stood up for themselves -> dispatch newest ships that cost more than some Africa State’s yearly national income x 10, and destroy the damn ‘terrorists’ or what ever you fancy calling them

Oh BTW have you ever thought about that there are actually people dying there and you’re making fun of it AND YOU’RE PROUD OF YOURSELF FOR DOING SO ?! Or just neglecting the truth…

Anyway, what I wanted to say is that certain percent of Americans doesn’t think for themselves -> they let the media to do the same and then they support shit like war. Power to the peaceful!

By: timmyhawk

timmyhawk — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 22:15:59 +0000

Well, should still be good enough to succesfully attack the Royal Navy…

By: keng zongo

keng zongo — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:02:18 +0000

This is not new or news. This model is at least 4 years old.

By: keng zongo

keng zongo — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 11:59:58 +0000

Very Silly