Orlando Bloom Announces Buddhist Project
Orlando Bloom’s next big project is a ten year meditation on the nature of good and evil. The Lord of the Rings actor has already vacated his luxury Beverly Hill’s home for a banyan tree high in Udipur region of India. ‘This is my chance to discover who I really am,’ he said before starting his meditation, three weeks ago. ‘My only worry is that my inner self will be as bloody good looking as my outer self and forever doomed to play the part of the good guy.’
Already Bloom claims to have reached the first level of enlightenment and now acknowledges that Troy was a really bad film and that Johnny Depp is the only reason people watch Pirates of the Caribbean. ‘After ten years, I expect to be wise enough to recognise an Oscar winning script and also be old enough take some character-driven roles that ask me to do more than occasionally furrow my eyebrows, snarl, or give smouldering looks to camera,’ he added before drifting into a transcendental state.
April 21st, 2007 at 4:02 am
This article is a little cruel.They DON’T know anything about him…i think he’s a good actor,looking for a good script…and these stupid ppl don’t know anything about his buddhism…they probably don’t believe in anything !
GET OFF HIS CASE!
April 21st, 2007 at 8:33 am
tee hee hee, poor Orlando - - i think orlando is top - but this is just a bit of fun….. and his script choices haven’t exactly always worked (Elizabethtown).
All the best people laugh at themselves……..
peace and love
slap x
April 21st, 2007 at 12:43 pm
I AGREE. PPL SHOULD GET OFF HIS CASE. I MEAN, COME ON! YOU KNOW. IT’S LIKE. JUST. SO UNFAIR. IT’S NOT LIKE YOU KNOW HE HAS A ‘SENSE OF HUMOUR’. THAT’S WHY I LOVE ORLANDO. HE’S SERIOUS. YOU KNOW. LIKE SOMETIMES HE FROWNS BECAUSE HE’S SO DEEP IN THOUGHT. PPL CAN BE SO CRUEL.
YOU PPL JUST MAKE ME SICK. YOU KNOW. HE’S GORGEOUS SO YOU PICK ON HIM. IF YOU THINK YOURE SO BETTER THAN ORLANDO, YOU PUT A PICTURE OF YOUR TIGHT ASS UP HERE. YOU TINK YOURE FUNNY BUT YOUR NOT FUNNY. YOU PROBLABLY THINK WOODY ALLEN OR CHARLIE CHAPLIN ARE FUNNY. YOUR JUST SAD. SO VERY SAD.
April 23rd, 2007 at 8:23 am
I’m afraid I think Orlando would probably find this funny too (and i think woody allen and charlie chaplin are funny too - sorry!). THe stuff that seems to piss him off is when people say he’s in a cult etc etc, and that is WAY more offensive - Buddhism seems like a really good way of looking at life, and if he needs to look at his life for a bit - good on him, i wish i had the time!
you’re right in that he is gorgeous though……… deep in thought, laughing - anyway really
(drifts off into another happy daydream)
Slap X
May 11th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
ok buddhism is STUPID