Comments on: Level Up: Grey Elf Advances To Level Three

By: jameshigham

jameshigham — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:40:42 +0000

Definitely a bit of a leaf-head, isn’t he?

By: slap

slap — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:34:13 +0000

fantastic, he’s massive leaps and bounds in his spiritual enlightenment - what a week its been for our Orlando!

I wonder who he’s going to levitate next…….. Tom Cruise perhaps? Ah no, thats scientology isn’t it?

nice one David, keep them coming - my friday has now reached a state of enlightenment in its own way!!

slap X

By: Ms Baroque

Ms Baroque — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 18:41:45 +0000

By the way, I’ve linked to this. I couldn’t help it, it just flowed sort of seamlessly…

By: The Creator

The Creator — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:40:19 +0000

I see that Grey Elf is already at Level Three. What is the highest level? What do you need to able to levitate to qualify for that? Plus, how high do they have to go?

Do you also need to wear special clothes?

Plus, can you appear in Hello magazine at the same time (well, yes, obviously not if there is a special feature about “Sir” Cliff Richard in the same edition, but if “Sir” Clifford isn’t in it, for example, can you still be in Hello while, say, levitating Vesuvius?)?

By: Ms Baroque

Ms Baroque — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:25:43 +0000

This is like sheer poetry. What will Orlando do next??

By the way, Leo DiCaprio is also very enlightened. He drives a car that runs on lentils, or something.

By: David

David — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:59:27 +0000

Only reporting what I’ve been told. I didn’t believe the story about goat but Gere is clearly very floatable. It’s all the lentils he eats that give him a natural buoyancy.

By: The Creator

The Creator — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 11:59:56 +0000

I say, can he really levitate a goat and Richard Gere? Seriously? I had no idea. That’s amazing.

Come on! It’s a joke, isn’t it?

Isn’t it?