Street Robberies Increasing

According to the latest police figures, street robberies jumped eight percent last month. This figure does not include the much publicised spate of street crimes, including the theft of ‘Primrose Gardens’, ‘Morticia Close’, and ‘Purley Lane’. Across the country, the disappearance of many of our most popular streets have been attributed to organised gangs who export them to China. Police insist they are addressing the issue.

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