Tough Times Ahead For Tony Blair Lookalike

‘It was good while it lasted…’ So says Tony Badger, who, for the last ten years, has been the UK’s top Tony Blair lookalike. ‘I guess I was born with a golden face,’ smiles the 53 year old steam train enthusiast and part-time lingerie model from Kent. ‘Only I’ve had to make it more golden over the years to keep pace with Tony’s tan. That’s been the most difficult part of the job. From one week to the next, we never knew what colour he’d be. One day he’d be a Bermudan beige and the next a shade of Moroccan coffee.’
But now unemployment beckons for Badger, who, like many of his colleagues in the political lookalike business, will retire or seek out normal work. Badger admits it’s a difficult time. ‘I’d like to land a directorship in the city or do a lecture tour of America,’ he jokes. ‘But in all honesty, it’s probably back to working in the biscuit factory with the odd bit of work modelling baby-doll nighties in the evening.’ Asked if he’s enjoyed his notoriety, Badger ruefully admits that there have been times when he’s enjoyed the job more than others. ‘Before Iraq, people loved me. I’d have women throwing themselves at me among the vegetables in the local Tesco. Now, they throw tomatoes and not normal tomatoes. Tesco Value tomatoes. The whole thing has become a horrible soggy mess.’






May 30th, 2007 at 4:49 pm
Which raises the question where all the Broony lookalikes are.
May 30th, 2007 at 8:26 pm
Perhaps Brown could find a place for Mr. Badger among the backbenchers? That should keep the Tories off their stroke.
May 31st, 2007 at 12:30 am
Can’t someone find him work? The thought of flipping open a catalogue and landing on a pic of him in a nightie is too much. Mind you, do we know it isn’t the real Blair in the lingerie ad?
May 31st, 2007 at 2:30 am
as far as i’m concerned, all he needs to do is find a bush look-alike and re-create this routine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nupdcGwIG-g
i’d pay to watch it again and again
June 1st, 2007 at 12:41 pm
James, I’ll have to see if I can get an interview with one of those. Pictures to follow.
Dick, I think Badger should go into politics. I think he has a winning face.
Anchorman, I felt so bad when I interviewed him. He seemed like a great bloke and I just wanted to help him. If anybody can think of work for him, I’d be happy to forward it to him.
Anandamide, unfortunately, I can’t see the video since I boycott youtube after my one and only attempt at a funny video wound up some Lib Dems.
June 1st, 2007 at 1:07 pm
Any relation to Ruth Badger, runner-up on the last series of I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Job?