Archive for the 'News' Category

Chelsea Solve Didier Drogba’s Stability Problem

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Chelsea Announce That They’ve Solved Didier Drogba’s Stability Problems

Knut Hits the Big ‘1′

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Knut hits one

Okay, this heartwarning story is my just excuse to ask you to take a moment from your day to go and help choose a name for Greenpeace’s whale. (Hattip to that essential blog, Why That’s Delightful.) Though I wouldn’t like to influence your vote,  ‘Mr. Splashy Pants’ has a certain ring to it, don’t you think?

Police Fear Canoe Couple Might Flee to Panama

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

Police fear that canoe couple might flee to Panama

(Man in a canoe)

President Hugo Chavez Reveals New Constitution For Venezuela

Wednesday, December 5th, 2007

President Hugo Chavez reveals new constitution for Venezuela

(Next the new national go cart industy!)

Meanwhile, Back In Sudan…

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Meanwhile back in the Sudan

(The forgotten victim… Hattip to Richard Madeley)

Now Available At Your Local Bookshop

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Labour Party funding

England Fail To Qualify For European Competition

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007

England fail to qualify for the European Arse Kicking Contest

(We’ve done it again…)

The Perfect DVD For Christmas

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

Government lose 25 million private bank details

Iranian Nuclear Programme More Transparent Under Ahmadinejad

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Ahmadinejad Promises More Transparency In Iranian Nuclear Programme

(He’s just a bag of tricks!)

Victoria’s Secret Gets Star On Hollywood Walk of Fame

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

For services to blindness

(For services to blindness…)